From May 2004. http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2004/05/things-that-make-you-blog-part-one.asp
Fred the Unlucky Black Cat has been doing fairly well recently. About ten minutes ago, he inspired a small poem, for a start.
Ahem.
A Cat in the Ointment
For some, life’s one long fine surprise
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At least you did not step in it Neil. Oh what a glorious feeling that is lol